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Most teenagers seem communicate through a language of their own, but if you listen closely, you will find that they are not really speaking at all. Teenage girls like to communicate by strange means, some of which include grunting, mumbling, squealing, shrieking and hugging. Scientists are confused by this new "language", but are convinced that it has been caused by the small amount of sleep (see "Sleeping Habits")and the fact that they seem to constantly have food in their mouths (see "Common Teenage Obsessions"). It is our strong advice not to stand next to teenage girls when they have not seen each other all week. Many windows and glasses within a 5-mile radius were shattered in this study.